Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Big headed people and other annoying things.

This week has been an exercise in stupid people....

1. Co worker - "Well, if you know so much, why don't you share with us?" Me: Well, you approved the eLearning discuss this and unsaid "And since you approved it, don't you think you might have actually watched IT?" But I restrained myself.

2. Judge - Forgot to rule on a couple of motions. Hello! Dumba$$.

3. Head trainer to DH: Well, Credentialing organization takes default on payments very seriously. You defaulted and I will have your card pulled, your boss notified and your record updated.

Note to large headed trainer - That is called job threatening. As much as you don't think it is, it is. Oh, and the Credentialing organization has NO policy such as default on payments. Thankyouverymuch. One pissed off wife made a call to said Credentialing organization and they are making a phone call to your boss to inform your lovely self absorbed self that you are WRONG.

4. HR people at unknown place. Um, federal law is just that FEDERAL. You cant make up policies that are not in tune with it. There is a this little itty bitty thing called enforcement. Get a grip and get over it.

5. 2nd job people - I think you are interfering with my ability to conceive. If this continues, I may just have to let you know about that and see if we can work out alternative options. Like it takes 2 and it cant happen when one is not available - Get it? Good. Glad we got that settled.

6. Octuplet Mom - um, Student Loans aren't enough to pay all your bills. Get a job. Stop having kids and stop making people believe that IVF is oh, so easy.

7. My body. Please decide to be normal. Just until I get KU. Then ya know, do whatever, just be normal. 28 days cycles, would be great. Maybe through in a little ovulation every 15 or so days in 28. Thanks. Glad we got that all worked out.

8. Oh yeah, body... losing weight and then gaining it back and then losing it again. Not cool. Knock it off and keep it off. Got it? Thankyou.

Rant over. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

3 comments:

jeanie said...

Oh some days are like that!!

Good luck on it all - including seeing your hubby on the most auspicious evenings.

mommamia said...

Some days just make you want to scream. It will get better.

Unknown said...

omg - reading the first one and the other post about cups and OPK tests is really making me miss the wonderful world at F....